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01.01.22 For the first time, I am able to walk into an English pub and I am no longer compelled to ask the landlord for 564 millilitres of European Lager. Instead I can stand proud and say “Stout Yeoman, I want a PINT of foaming English ale in a STRAIGHT glass”. The benefits of this are PRICELESS. They more than offset the fact that we have wasted BILLIONS of pounds on Brexit, more than we paid in to belong to this “vile institution” that cost us 37 pence a day for 70 years of peace. I am also able to enjoy looking at an ENGLISH LION on the glass, as I take back control of my PINT. Are Country !!

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