Here are some recent letters. They work. This batch are quite short. Write your own. Don’t forget to write to King Charles III.
Subject: Your expenses
Dear Mr Docherty,
I’m not sure if you’re aware, but your name is all over Twitter today with an accusation that you claimed £8.89 on your expenses for a Ukrainian flag.
I find this extremely hard to believe. Surely it’s not true, is it?
Subject: Your TV appearance on Politics Today
Dear Ms Ford,
You made an utter fool of yourself on Politics Today. But you know that already.
Subject: Gavin Williamson bullying (proven, not alleged)
Dear Mr Stride,
Congratulations on becoming the latest useful idiot to the PM with your defence of the indefensible on ITV Lunchtime News this afternoon.
Subject: What happened?
Dear Ms Whately,
Day 1: ‘This government will have integrity, professionalism and accountability’
Now: Suella Braverman – broke the Ministerial Code, Security risk. Cruel human being.
Gavin Williamson – Bullying (a bit like Priti Patel did under Johnson). Incompetent, judging on previous history in government.
Conclusion: Same old, same old. Integrity and professionalism claims blown out of the water already. We now await the accountability?
Your thoughts please?
Subject: Your appearance on Politics Today
Dear Mr Hunt,
Re your debate with Steve Reed, the opposition Justice Secretary, on Politics Today earlier today, the extreme Right Wing of the Conservative Party is the ERG, and you know it. Your indignation doesn’t wash.
Also, Suella Braverman does NOT speak for the majority of people in the country as you said. She is seen as out of her depth, bullying (proven) cruel, vile and a security risk to the country, who is only there at the behest of the PM to pacify the ERG.
You did yourself no favours, but then you were only wheeled out as just the latest Tory MP to support a failed party.