“Ever get the feeling you’ve been conned?” Johnny Rotten
On Brexit Fools’ Day we look at some of the things we’ve been fooled by:
World Beating COVID deaths
The “British vaccine”, developed by foreigners
£350 million per week for the NHS … we’re still waiting
Taking back control of our borders means a border in Kent
Taking back control of our fish means the destruction of our fishing industry
The Turing scheme to replace Erasmus
There would be no border in the Irish sea
The main beneficiaries from Brexit turn out to be portaloo providers
Trade will be frictionless
Unprecedented red tape and companies going to the wall due to Brexit
A free trade deal that has non tariff barriers and many other faults
Unsettled status
VAT on imports from Europe
£37 billion spent on a failed Test and Trace system
Falkland Islands thrown under a Brexit bus
Gibraltar to gain independence
UK break up began
Police racists found not to be racists by racist Government
“20 000 COVID deaths would be a good outcome”
£5000 fines for leaving the country, unless you are Stanley Johnson
£2.4 million spent on some decor in 10 Downing Street
Statues are more important than women
What would you add to the list? Drop me a line
“Won’t get fooled again” – Roger Daltrey
Actually Roger, you will get fooled again if you vote Tory
