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Sauna Brexorcisms

I met a Latvian anti-Brexit sports therapist in the sauna today. Got a free consultation and some very good advice on my rehabilitation after the near death experience after hitting a lorry travelling at 50 mph on my bicycle. As well as the advice on my recovery, we had a wonderful conversation about the sheer stupidity of the British people and the gentle art of Brexorcism. I live in a 70% Brexity area. Racism is high on the list of reasons for voting Brexit and a good number of my ‘clients’ are in a state of ‘Bregret’, although some do not know quite how to say it, especially if they are high testosterone overweight males. The sauna acts as some kind of non-secular confessional box.

The social contract in a sauna prevents escalation of difficult conversations with Brexiteers in my experience. Quite a different setting to a pub or cafe. Once again, I’m finding that being nearly naked disarms even the most ardent Brexiteers in my area. I have had lots of difficult conversations with some of them this last week whilst healing my broken bones.

DISCLAIMER : The cover picture is not representative of the clientele in the sauna in Strood! Nor will you meet Johnson naked in my local sauna!

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Sunny UPLANDS

Telegravda
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EXTRACT from the book Private Eyelines. I’ve noticed that everything is UP in the post-Brexit sunny uplands world. What could have possibly caused this?

Costs of children’s shoes are UP by 20% shortly. Jacob Rees-Mogg promised that shoe prices would plummet after Brexit. Oh dear, Jake was wrong.

Inflation in UK is UP at over 6%. This is exceptional.

Gas prices are UP by 54% In France they are UP by 4% France levied a windfall tax on energy companies using their own sovereign powers. In Brexit Britain our Brexit freedoms seem to have prevented this. How strange?

Hunger is UP.

Food bank usage in Britain is UP, but food bank donations are DOWN.

COVID cases are UP. This is preventing the NHS from treating people with other serious conditions.

DEATHS will be UP but Boris Johnson says that COVID is DOWN. Of course, he is WRONG.

Russian influence is UP.

Sunak’s tax dodging is UP. His holidays in California are UP. More sunny uplands.

Channel 4 is UP for sale.

National debt is UP.

Petrol prices are UP.

Homelessness is UP.

Delivery times are UP.

Troubles in Northern Ireland are UP.

Fines for breaking lockdown are UP.

Postage fees are UP.

Bullshit from the Go Home Office about the Ukrainian refugee settlement scheme is UP.

Queues on the M20 / M2 in Kent are UP. P&O Ferries are only in part to blame. Since we have no resilience in our port systems after Brexit, only a small knock is needed to bring the system to a standstill.

The Brexit IT system is UP the cack. This does not help, but the underlying cause of delays in Kent is Brexit and not the IT system per se. if we did not have Brexit we would not have the crappy IT system and we would not have gridlock in Kent.

Urination is Kent is up as drivers have no place to go (freedom of movement and urination).

National Insurance is UP.

Sea levels are UP.

Hospital parking fees are UP.

Looting is UP.

Tory ethics are DOWN.

Labour is UP.

Tax is UP.

The game is UP.

With thanks to all at Re-Boot Britain for this list. The sunny uplands can only increase. This list is an extract from Private Eyelines.

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Giant hedgehogs are UP
Brexit-Joy-of-Six

Every cloud

Every cloud … This week, I had a serious accident when I was nearly run over and killed on my bicycle by an articulated lorry travelling at 50 mph. I was admitted to A&E and found to have a number of fractured bones in my lower back and in areas connected to the spine. I am presently recuperating. As is the way with such things, people tend to get in touch to find out how you are. My estranged sister was one of them and she was WhatsApping me on Thursday. I decided to break our arrangement of silence and called her by phone. I say estranged because I asked that she stop visiting for family teas some years ago after she said she and her husband voted for Brexit to “keep two million German rapists out of Tonbridge” and to “stop Sharia Law in Britain”. I found our conversation deeply depressing and cut ties for family gatherings as a result. We must still Brexorcise people if we are to move the dial – see Books to change minds, although my sister is not really part of my target market – she is beyond redemption. The phone conversation went something like this:

S: I’m only phoning up to find out how you are Peter. I’m not going to go on about my ailments.

ME: I thank her, explain briefly that I’m OK and answer questions about the accident. As expected this is followed by a full exposition of ‘her ailments’, which I allow, as she is quite old and it’s expected anyway as part of our normal conversation. I find out which pills she is on and so on and host of other unnecessary information. Still, that’s family for you.

S: I suppose you are really pleased today?

ME: Why?

S: Well, Boris going and all that? (she knows she should not bring the subject up but cannot help herself).

ME: No, not at all. (she is perplexed as she only sees issues as being binary off / on, in / out, yes / no decisions). I wait a bit and then continue: As you know changing the figurehead does not change the underlying problem which remains, in other words Brexit.

S (looking for an escape route): Well, I could not vote for Keir Starmer.

ME: What exactly is it that means you cannot vote for him? Nor can I by the way.

S: (long pause) er, um, well I don’t know really but it’s just a feeling (she reads The Daily Maul). I note that she is beginning to question her statement and let it go.

S: (after my embarrassingly long pause): Well, Boris is funny isn’t he?

ME: Yes, he is …. (long awkward pause), but being funny is not the most important thing if you are running the country …

S: (fumbling) Well, he did COVID well didn’t he.

ME: Er, yes if you think that 170 000 unnecessary deaths is good (long pause). You do realise that there were other choices and that this course of action was not inevitable? (long pause). S: Did you know that I’m a great grandmother? We continue with small talk.

A friend wondered why I continue to bother and in some ways she is right. My sister represents a small group of people for whom little will change in terms of their beliefs about Brexit. They do however offer an excellent practice arena for the larger swathe of people who now doubt the wisdom of Brexit. We must work on this group now that they are starting to question the lies they were sold about Brexit. In a relatively short intervention I was able to raise significant doubt about the following matters:

  • Remainers are not all Boris haters or ‘lefty losers’.
  • Keir Starmer has some competences to lead. My sister is of the view that Starmer represents communism in her binary world.
  • Entertainment is not a core leadership skill. Other qualities matter more. Johnson was good at the Olympics and could have possibly had a career presenting ‘It’s a kockout’. However these skills are insufficient to run the country.
  • Killing people unnecessarily is not something to be proud of.
  • Herd immunity was not the only choice to address COVID (Brexiteers love the modal operator of necessity – see the books for more information on linguistics).

We simply cannot change the outlook on Brexit unless we work outside the bubble. Read the books today and arm yourself to have these difficult conversations. Every cloud …

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Every Cloud …
Hydra

What now for Brexit ?

I thought it foolish of Andrew Adonis to coin the phrase “if Boris goes, Brexit goes”. Simply cutting the head off the Brexit hydra does not of itself mean that the monster is dead. In this article I explore what now for Brexit, based on some less hysterical projections. I accept that Boris Johnson has embodied Brexit as his project, much in the same way that Anita Roddick WAS The Body Shop and it was never the same without her. However The Body Shop did continue without Roddick and the Tory party has invested a great deal into Brexit. Whether we like it or not, the Tory party is the most successful party of all time and it will not walk away from its investment in Brexit lightly. The recent leadership debates are testament to the resilience of the Tory party, even under severe logical, legal and political challenges.

But there is hope. The inner civil war inside the Tory party which gave birth to Brexit is alive and kicking and very visible in the so-called leadership debates. A tsunami of lies from Truss, Morduant and Badenoch typified the debates, with others trying to hold the Conservative party together and one saying that a fresh start was needed. Sadly a fresh start is not possible with the same raw materials. Leopards and spots etc. The leadership contest will not solve the inherent instability of the Conservative party. A fresh start would include the removal of the right wing loony elements from the party. Tom Tugendhat and Rishi Sunak are both capable of that. We will see whether they are willing to do it in time. Rishi in particular bears the scars of knowing that Johnson nearly killed his career and we may see a change in his behaviour if elected compared with his role as part of the Exec. I predict a purge of the thickos from cabinet if he wins. With Truss in charge, I predict a full cabinet of thickos, so as not to undermine the TIC (Thicko in Chief).

Badenoch demonstrated dangerous levels of incompetence by saying that people were sick and tired of Brexit. I am one of those people who is sick and tired of Brexit. But I’m also intelligent enough to know that Brexit is a life changing process. Like it or loathe it we would do well to treat it with the importance it deserves. Pretending it does not exist is a recipe for disaster for future generations. She applied the same desperate logic to the question of climate change, claiming that people were more concerned with parochial issues than having a planet to live on. Kemi demonstrates a real poverty of time management skills by confusing things which are urgent with those that are urgent and important:

My left wing (I’m not a lefty looser as many Brexiteers would have it) friends tell me that we must have a general election. Sadly, my scientific and analytical side tells me that the Tories won’t choose to have one at this time due to the Johnson factor. Labour would have to find a way to force a GE. At this time Labour do not have answers on Brexit either, having colluded passively with the Tories to “get Brexit done”. The Tories will wait until they are likely to win an election or are forced to do so. It is yet another unicorn to suggest otherwise and they will use any excuse necessary to justify their position (WWIII, cost of living crisis, COVID, Brexit etc.).

We must still work on politicians, media and the great unwashed to change minds about Brexit and Europe. These books really help in that effort.

Private Eyelines
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Hooray!

A Knowing Rant barking in the pre-Woke tradition of British barbed political satire. This book takes no prisoners! 

But, there’s certainly reasoned method within Peter Cook’s tome of madness.

Presented in quality full colour format, it is basically a reversed diary wittily detailing his Anti-Brexit Campaign over the past six years.

His photomontages stick the knife in exactly where  deserved. While gloriously tasteless in the extreme, these visions of horror grasp the reader warmly by the throat. No longer should we allow ourselves to drift towards the inevitability of Brexit. We must address The Mess That It Undoubtedly IS!

But it is the text that really matters. Vast amounts of carefully uncovered and sifted information which our elders and betters of the upper echelons  would wish the lower orders to ignore or better still, forget. 

As such the book will find a home with Remainers who need to find smart ways of explaining difficult issues fully supported with depth.

Also by gifting it to Brexiteers who will love its straightforwardness and cheeky delivery style. I found it best to progress backwards from the end where Peter lays down his initial pitch.

All commentaries, justifications  and future expectations are intelligently reasoned. Increasing backwards from Z to A he forever rams his points home. An excellent addition to Peter Cook’s other books spanning business, leadership and creativity.

By Wokery, ‘Tis a goodly read! 

Michael Alexander PhD

“Whack it in a microwave, gas mark four. Prick the lid,”- said prime minister Boris Johnson about Brexit. This book of razor-sharp political satire does a lot of lid-pricking, demonstrating persistent problems with the microwave and a ready-meal of Brexit itself. Johnson’s ignorance of how a microwave works epitomises the sheer level of incompetence of his government regarding to complexities of the U.K.’s decades-long relationship with the EU.

This unique book can be read in two ways: from start to finish or from finish to start. You might be shocked, appalled or disgusted. You most definitely will have a laugh.

The companion book “Reboot Britain by changing minds about Brexit and Europe” offers a masterclass in the gentle art of what I call Brexorcism. Brexit has broken Britain, economically, socially, culturally, politically and environmentally. Quite simply, Brexit has not delivered what was promised on the tin in 2016, for anyone in our DisUnited Kingdom. This book explains how we may join anew for a better Britain in a better Europe for a better world and persuade others to do the same.

  • Strategies and scenarios to join anew 2021 – 2031.
  • Brexit freedoms, unicorns, ghosts and fantasy stories laid to rest.
  • The influence of Russia and Vladimir Putin on Brexit and the Johnson Junta.
  • The psychology of ‘Brexorcism’ and the anatomy of the Brexit psyche.
  • Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) applied to the task of softening hardened minds on Brexit.
  • How to hold difficult conversations with Leavers in regret and Remainers in remission.
  • How does Brexorcism differ in real life from online conversations and what can you do about it?
  • Strategies to put forward a positive vision of a united Europe and heal rifts from the ‘dialogue of the deaf’ over 6 years.
  • Stories to motivate you and show how these strategies work in practice. Alongside this we explore a number of ‘glorious failures’ as they offer even better insights to success.
  • A resource section on how to break ‘parliamentary paralysis’, how to make progress in advocacy to MPs and how to engage mainstream media (MSM).
  • How to multiply your impact and pro-Europe / anti-Brexit influence in real life conversations, lobbying and in mainstream and / or social media.

A Brexorcism requires time, patience, unconditional positive regard and skill. This book provides these elements, drawing on a range of approaches to change management from psychology, sociology and therapeutic approaches.

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The only way is ethics

In the wake of Lord Geidt’s letter to Boris Johnson and now his additional explanation, please write to your MP via Write to Them. The only way is ethics.

“Conscious of my own obligations under the Seven Principles of Public Life (including integrity), I could not be a party to advising on any potential law-breaking”. Lord Geidt

Here is a template letter you can adapt:

Dear Boris Johnson,

I am a scientist with 50 years’ experience in academia and industry and am well positioned to take on your recently vacant role of ethics advisor.

The company I worked for before retiring required all staff from the CEO to the most junior employees to sign up to a code of ethics and take an annual on-line ethics training course followed by an online test – which was reviewed by their managers.

The test covered such things as bullying, dishonesty with e.g. expense claims, taking gifts and other inducements from suppliers, racist behaviour and so on.

This policy was rigorously enforced by the management team, as was the ethics hotline which was a widely advertised toll-free telephone service for employees, run by an organization which was completely independent from the company, ensuring there was no bias or favouritism.

It would appear that your current set-up is lacking in many, if not all of these critical requirements, and hence I am sure I can help and advise you.

I look forward to your early reply.

Yours sincerely

aaa

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Humour as a weapon against fascism

Private Eyelines : Have I Got Fake Brexit News for EU is just released. Humour is one of the few weapons this Government cannot take away from us. It’s a historical and hysterical record of #Brexit and one that holds this #fascist government to account in ways that spreadsheets and graphs do not. The book helps us deconstruct the fake news of populist media from “The Son” to “The Daily Maul” “Excess” and “Telegravda”. Grab copies for yourself and your Brexity friends now on Amazon or order discount copies direct from the author by e-mailing us at reboot@academy-of-rock.co.uk Here is the book blurb below:

Satire reaches the parts that spreadsheets, graphs and logic do not. Brexit provides a rich dark seam of tragicomedy in a Kafkaesque world of gaslighting, shapeshifting and shameless lies. We live in desperately sad times. But simply drowning in the sadness of Brexit does not help us deal with paranoid populist politicians. Bittersweet levity cuts through people’s minds to their visceral core. Simply stated, satire heals.

Populist media brainwashed leave voters to believe in Brexit unicorns. I tried my hand at parodying these media to expose the lies on which the Brexit hydra reared its many ugly heads. I found that people rather liked my gutterpress pages. Some even believed that they were real!

To change minds on Brexit, it is not sufficient to break the parliamentary paralysis which continues to enable the slow-motion destruction of Britain. Nor is demographic change, aka death, a success recipe. We must actively work on the huddled masses. People almost literally eat lies for breakfast from a biased populist media, owned by people who seem just a little bit too friendly with Vladimir Putin. Private Eyelines opens up the conversation anew with Brexiteers with buyers’ remorse, or Remainers numbed into submission by six years of bullshit and bullying from our so-called political leaders.

Peter Cook is a unique combination of scientist, business consultant and musician. As a 60’s child, his mum made him watch Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, saying “it would be good for him”. It wasn’t! Instead, Peter built a solid career bringing life-saving treatments for diabetes and HIV / AIDS to the world, 18 years tutoring MBAs in academia, writing books and 28 years running a business. His early exposure to Cook and Moore suddenly came to the fore after 24 June 2016, as satire met real life through Brexit. His mis-spent youth and creativity have been rejuvenated through campaigning, writing, music, film making and speaking about our rightful place in Europe. It was good for him after all. Mum was right!


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Sign O’ The Times

Sign O’ The Times – 01 May 2020

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In this edition, like Prince, Madonna and the Tory party, we see no divisions between sex, religion and politics.  Hold on tight!  It may be a bumpy ride. This is an extract from our next book. Buy the existing one here. In honour of Prince’s comment on politics we named this post Sign O’ The Times.

FACT: Jacob Rees-Mogg[1] admitted that Brexit is an act of self-harm.  Speaking at Folkestone last week, Mogg admitted that he would once again delay the introduction of border checks, as it would lead to food and supply shortages.  Having invested millions of pounds in infrastructure and systems, it seems that the port authorities are rather cross with Mr Mogg.  Meanwhile the minister for the 18th century drinks port in his mansion.  We do not know Mr Mogg’s views on sex with one’s nanny.  Open borders sound good in principle, but how do they achieve the primal Brexit ambition of keeping foreigners out, alongside contraband and other consequences of ‘letting go of control’?

FICTION: Although Liz Truss is probably one of the main users of Instagram, to promote her selfies in her bid to be Prime Minister, it is not true that she has been appointed head of the platform.  She continues to exploit war in Ukraine as a fashion accessory.

FACT: Our reporter confirms that Neil Parish MP is innocent.  We investigated how he came to be accidentally watching porn whist at work.   Here is the sequence:

1.Parish Googled ‘huge elections’ but made a mistake when typing.  This is what should have happened:

Porngate

2. Parish inadvertently substituted the letter ‘l’ with an ‘r’ and instead Googled ‘huge erections’.   It’s an easy mistake to make, even though the letter l is nowhere near the letter r on the keyboard:

Porngate

3. Then Parish would have gone through all the search results and eventually found himself on Pornhub.  It’s quite obvious to see how he made this catalogue of errors.

4. Neil Parish said he was Googling for tractors, as he is a farmer.  Even then, it is simple to see how he quickly ended up on a porn site.  Parish would have typed ‘huge erections massey ferguson’ into Google and then switched to videos.  This is what he would have found:

Prongate

It becomes clear that Neil Parish was a passive victim of mis-spelling tractor related words whilst at work.  Undoubtedly this ‘flick of the wrist’ led him into penis-related peril. Dom Jolly summed up the situation differently:

“While attempting to purchase a Massey Ferguson 2245 4WD I inadvertently stumbled across a website called Extraordinary Buttholes. Once I realised my mistake I immediately logged off, twenty minutes later. This should put the matter to bed.”

FICTION: Although Nadine Dorries[2] wants to privatise Channel 4 and The BBC to silence all criticism of far-right politics, dumb dumb Dorries has so far not threatened to replace them with 24/7 ‘downstreaming’ of porn movies.  Give it time.  I personally don’t want to see Mark Francois and Kate Hoey on ‘Naked Attraction’, but maybe I’m a prude.  The obsession with driving all criticism out of public life is yet another hallmark of Brexit sponsored fascism.

FACT: Although Boris Johnson did not use the words ‘Fcuk Jesus’, he did attack the Archbishop of Canterbury the other week for his criticism of Priti Patel’s ‘concentration camp’ policy on people fleeing from war zones.  Johnson did say ‘fuck business’, so he may as well have gone the whole hog with the almighty.

FACT: Priti Patel is not a Christian fundamentalist, although her father was a UKIP fundamentalist when he stood for the UKIP party in 2013.  Priti has broken the ministerial code several times, which is ungodly.  Killing people who are fleeing from terror is also not mentioned in the scriptures of any religion as far as we can tell.

Tory Porn Hub
Tory Porn Hub – picture by The Sun

Tory Porn Hub – Picture by The Sun

FACT: British Virgin Islands leader Andrew Fahie was arrested in the US for alleged drug trafficking and money laundering.  The reaction from Downing Street was to send a minister and suggest that the islands be taken back to direct rule[3] due to corruption.  Perhaps they would apply the same standards to Westminster?

Vote the Tories out this Thursday at the local elections.


[1] Jacob Rees-Mogg www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/apr/29/jacob-rees-mogg-brexit-disaster-leaving-eu-boris-johnson

[2] Downstreaming gaffe – Nadine Dorries www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61201792

[3] Virgin Islands crisis www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61280587

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Europe Day

Europe Day

It’s Europe Day … a brief reminder, lest we forget.

It cost each of us 37 pence a day (or half a Mars bar) to belong to the World’s greatest peace project. I can think of nothing one could buy with 37 pence that would amount to what we got by being part of the EU, faults and all.

Now we left via Brexit, Putin’s plan to create war in Europe continues and our Government plan to restart the troubles in Northern Ireland.

What did we leave for? I’m still waiting for answers beyond mythical notions of freedom. Answers on a postcard.

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Footnote : I watched The Killing Fields yesterday afternoon for a reminder of how far we have travelled and just how easy it is to return to a world of violence inspired by ideology.

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BANGED UP BOJO

Banged up Bojo. A fine is not enough. Jail Johnson !! Satire alert.

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I want to know if my MP broke the law. If these people were members of the public, their names would be in the papers. They are no different.

Write to your MP. Ask politely if they are a criminal.

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Moggmentum

Jacob Rees-Moog has given up on his new job on day one. Instead of coming up with Brexit Freedoms, he chose to ask Sun readers what they might be. This is both a complete abdication of duty and a clever trick so that he can blame the people for the fact that there are no Brexit freedoms further down the road. Not wishing to be outdone, we decided to write to Jacob to offer some assistance. Please write your own Moggmentum letter to Jake at jacob.reesmogg.mp@parliament.uk or Jacob Rees-Mogg, House of Commons, London SW1A 0AA. Here is our list of suggestions to help you on your way with thanks to Helga Perry, Martin Fletcher, Jo Carr, Greg Newman, Phil Turbefield, Ken Hughes, Stanley Aylott and Julian Spencer Cakebread for the assistance with Moggmentum. Whilst you are here, please sign our project to prosecute Boris Johnson. Please suggest additions as there must be thousands. All credit given. You may also like to hunt through this article by EU Law Analysis.

Dear Jake you ask me for laws we can get bak now Brexit is done cos that eu cant stop us well I think there are loads

  1. Return football to 4 4 2 format we won the cup
  2. Sack P&O staff with immunity
  3. Get rid of sweepers
  4. Reinstate Bobbi charlton as England captin
  5. Freedom to use asbestos in school an hospitals
  6. Alf ramsey back in goalfor England
  7. War with Russia
  8. Ban transfers from forin clubs
  9. Install bollards in town tostop those yobs on lectric bikes
  10. Jail Johnson no need fer that EU cort of justise
  11. The sublimation of women
  12. Ban tennis and other poncy games done by thewokeist lefty loosers
  13. Bring back syphilis to stop wimmin shaggin around so much in my area
  14. Ban forin beer in my local watneys redbarell in all pubs
  15. Ban all thoise drinks for the toffs campari perno pimms keep it reel
  16. End votes for women youknow that they canntthink look at that Truss
  17. Reinstate tortose shell earings forthe missus she likes em
  18. Bring back smoking
  19. Ban lefty loosers from going on questun time billy bragg blair lammy all that lot
  20. Bring back booze cruises
  21. Rebuild pebble mill bbc studio
  22. 20 benson and hedges a day made compulsory
  23. Jail Johnson and Dick
  24. Rerun crossroads miss diane as news presenter
  25. extended work hours but no more pay
  26. Bring back R-Whites lemonade
  27. SOVRINTY SOVRINTY SOVRINTY
  28. Ban the metre and 564 ml in pubs an clubs
  29. Make all single alcohol measures doubles forthesame prize
  30. Coal mines re-opened and age of employment reduced to five years
  31. Im all in favour of drinking my pints by the gallon then paying for them in pre 1971 prices of £.S.D.
  32. Misogyny to be properly rebranded as a crime aginst MEN as Dominic Raab defined it
  33. Sterilise lesbos and gays the only bent thing in brexitbritain should be bananas see also banana
  34. Keep killing the illegals on the boats harpoon them if necessary
  35. freeports we always ad em of course but now we can say it was that eu lot that stopped us avin em
  36. End vacinnation and 5G masks
  37. Jail Johnson on sheppey
  38. Shit in our rivers
  39. Louder vacuum cleaners
  40. Incandessent light bulbs and incandessent voters
  41. Valerie Anne Brown writes in to say stop the channel crossings Jacob! Take us out of the ECHR or whatever it’s called !!
  42. Jacob to avoid that nasty tax by the EU
  43. Dogs off the leash in parks ban cats
  44. More K-TEL albums.  Ban byonce adele sheeran and all those woke claptrap poncy screechers an crooners bing crosby and perry homo
  45. Reform The Slade cockney rejects and Sham 69 hurry up harry
  46. short bak & sides 4 evry1
  47. Bare bating as olympik sport
  48. Bring bak dog license
  49. Woolworths to return and k-tel records on the shelfs
  50. The catholic church is the only true faith lets burn any heretics to be decided by the local planning committee this will make things very simple in Englund
  51. Jail Johnson bang im up for life
  52. Evryone to wear size 7 shoes
  53. Make trainers £7 a pair
  54. Make all the food free for Brexit votersas you promised not calamari tho i dont like it
  55. Recalibrate dart boards to use imperial measures
  56. Buy British cars
  57. World war III putin bankrolled Brexit to destabilise the west now he can walk into eastern europe to take back control
  58. Get rid of mobile phone regs higher prices for all
  59. Get rid of citizens rites
  60. Get rid of eu driving lisences are lisence is the best one for driving in europe
  61. Shut that french tunnel and the frogs
  62. Jail Johnson
  63. Ban seat belts they are inconvenient whilstwatching videos in the car
  64. longer lorries on are roads
  65. Bring back the burch 
  66. Love thy neghbour on prime time TV with Nigel farridge
  67. Ssgregate the blacks and chinkeys
  68. Get rid of Scotland nothin but trubble 
  69. feet and inches guineas
  70. Stop wimmins sports xept mud resling in bikinis
  71. Watrebording for traffic offenders
  72. Keg bitter back on menus babysham for the missus
  73. Welsh lamb replaced by imports
  74. Hormone filled beef to make us beefier
  75. Get rid of eu flight compesantion directive
  76. Scampi in the basket back in berni inns
  77. Bring back hanging for asbos
  78. Jail Johnson for shagging that bird
  79. Give are Queen life peeridge hang that nonce andrew
  80. A banon garlic sauce in restorants 
  81. Get rid of that Saddam Kahn and the mossies
  82. Evryone toget degrees when they leave sckool ban universitys and books
  83. Free food gas and electrisity
  84. Ban tampons from EU they dont stoptheflow
  85. Jail Johnson cos hes a nonce
  86. Gypsy camps moved to Guantanamore bay
  87. Scrap NHS itonly encourages sick people
  88. Ban abortons to cuntrol populashun
  89. Woolworths back in towncenters
  90. More british kidneys in fraybentos pies rename fraybentos as fraybilston build the factory inthe black cuntry
  91. Ban euros in shops
  92. Musicians to write more patriotic songs scrap radiohead pink floyd tracy chatman and all that lot
  93. Prawn cocktail back
  94. Jail Johnson he lies
  95. Stop porn being shown in muslim churches
  96. Bingo halls inevry town bingo
  97. Railway time brought bak
  98. Ban sesame seeds on burger buns astheyget in my teeth
  99. Introduce a rule to stopimports of bentbananas see bananas
  100. Ban forin dentists one had a go at my mum aboutnot cleening teeth
  101. Chips to be fried in lard
  102. Potato famine for irish they eat two much anyway
  103. Jail Johnson for letting Priti Patel in
  104. British bangers for British gammon no richmond irish sausages
  105. Nigel farridge for chanceseller
  106. Strippers in all restaurants ITS NOT SEXIST Jake !!!
  107. Sort out endangered species whatever
  108. GB News to be national channel
  109. english channel, to be guarded by alsations
  110. Salute are Queen evry morning
  111. Sun university to start the peoples degrees
  112. Jail Johnson do it Jake he hates you and is not as posh, as you are
  113. Run are own Eurovision song contest we don’t need romaniuns
  114. Bring back traditional British diseases consumption lasser fever typhoid polio
  115. Speak in propper English like an eastender
  116. Ban the word NO better be brexit optimists
  117. Boris to replace prince charles
  118. Traffic police to carry guns
  119. The right to restart the troubles in northern ireland
  120. Bring back hangin for sum lefty loosers
  121. No more french sticks just hovis
  122. Benefit scroungers to work on farms
  123. get rid of cycle lanes they clog up towns make, it danger for drivers
  124. OAPs to work inprisons they are takers not givers Jake
  125. Priti patel torun a restaurant shes no good at the illegals
  126. Pitta bread and Chibatter banned innit
  127. Unlimited fishing
  128. Somerset brie cornish gouda deptford champagne
  129. You are English if ur ancestry goes back to 1066 anyone who cant prove residence from that date must leave
  130. GMT brought back all over the world
  131. Guardian to be closed down and all journos locked up
  132. Ban the dutch cap french letter and spanish fly
  133. Freedom to use leaded petrol
  134. ban olives they make me shit green
  135. King arthur to come back with the round table best king we ever had
  136. Cuntry Manor to be the national wine at £1.29 a quart
  137. Let me knockdown my wall inthe consrevation area topark my car
  138. Let my husbandget loadsa gov contracts without having tofill in stipid forms
  139. Wars with india china russia africa borneo take bak are cuntries
  140. Jail Johnson and Dorries shes aving im ain’t she?
  141. Pole dancing on ice sat at 7 o clock on the BBC
  142. Stop the 24 hour clock cos its confusing
  143. england flags on all dwellings
  144. Bakelite plugs and round pins
  145. Tank tops compulsory
  146. Bring page 3 back
  147. Women to only be allowed to order cocktales when the. football is on in the pub takes too long
  148. Vegans locked up
  149. Mines in the channel, stop them dingies gettin to England
  150. Fracking
  151. Halal meat and veg banned
  152. Freedom to grow are own pineapples for english gammon
  153. Restart Laker Airways so me and the missus can use my uncles appartmint in Benidorm
  154. Green Shield stamps whenever I has to use a bus go shopping or sups a half downa local
  155. snickers to be renamed marathon
  156. Freedom to leave fish to rot on, the dock of the bay
  157. Dyson motors to be as big as we like
  158. BSA norton bikes back no yamaha
  159. Bring back coal mining
  160. 179 000 unnecessary COVID deaths to mask Brexit by BOJO
  161. Scampi fries to be made of real scampi
  162. Mark francois to be made a lord for services to women
  163. Contraception banned for Brits we need more of us to take on the wokeists
  164. Bring back wrestling on a Saturday afternoon Boris johnson v big daddy
  165. The biggest oneof all sovrinty priceless
  166. The blue passport shood onlybe valid for England
  167. New austin allegro model and ford anglia
  168. Freedom to construct buildings of whatever materials we want to use
  169. No right of entry to England for France Holland Germany Italy that will keep them out
  170. Public floggings to be reinstated on sunday afternoons
  171. Call it the tory brexit berlin wall across the channel are boys are cuntry
  172. I can work in kent essex but not normandy dont care whatever
  173. Ramsgate to build new martello towers
  174. capitol punishment brought back for women who lead men into crime
  175. Cheryl Lewin writes in from British Life on Facebook saying “Yes he’s better than the nobs that r in votes would b better if they got ride of all labour the r scum bags trying t destroy our country”
  176. Prince Andrew to come bak
  177. Are queen to recover from Euro Covid
  178. Bonsai plants to be banned too small oaks better
  179. Ian duncan smith can pick his nose in public he used to have to do it in the toilets before brexit

You are the man you can get it done Jake !! take us bak ome tell that Euro lot they can go fuckthemselves

You have six kids as well a man aftermy own hart keep spreading the British seed

Kep the Moggmentum up !!

Pete

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