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Jacob Rees-Mogg

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Jacob Rees-Moog has given up on his new job on day one. Instead of coming up with Brexit Freedoms, he chose to ask Sun readers what they might be. This is both a complete abdication of duty and a clever trick so that he can blame the people for the fact that there are no Brexit freedoms further down the road. Not wishing to be outdone, we decided to write to Jacob to offer some assistance. Please write your own Moggmentum letter to Jake at jacob.reesmogg.mp@parliament.uk or Jacob Rees-Mogg, House of Commons, London SW1A 0AA. Here is our list of suggestions to help you on your way with thanks to Helga Perry, Martin Fletcher, Jo Carr, Greg Newman, Phil Turbefield, Ken Hughes, Stanley Aylott and Julian Spencer Cakebread for the assistance with Moggmentum. Whilst you are here, please sign our project to prosecute Boris Johnson. Please suggest additions as there must be thousands. All credit given. You may also like to hunt through this article by EU Law Analysis.

Dear Jake you ask me for laws we can get bak now Brexit is done cos that eu cant stop us well I think there are loads

  1. Return football to 4 4 2 format we won the cup
  2. Sack P&O staff with immunity
  3. Get rid of sweepers
  4. Reinstate Bobbi charlton as England captin
  5. Freedom to use asbestos in school an hospitals
  6. Alf ramsey back in goalfor England
  7. War with Russia
  8. Ban transfers from forin clubs
  9. Install bollards in town tostop those yobs on lectric bikes
  10. Jail Johnson no need fer that EU cort of justise
  11. The sublimation of women
  12. Ban tennis and other poncy games done by thewokeist lefty loosers
  13. Bring back syphilis to stop wimmin shaggin around so much in my area
  14. Ban forin beer in my local watneys redbarell in all pubs
  15. Ban all thoise drinks for the toffs campari perno pimms keep it reel
  16. End votes for women youknow that they canntthink look at that Truss
  17. Reinstate tortose shell earings forthe missus she likes em
  18. Bring back smoking
  19. Ban lefty loosers from going on questun time billy bragg blair lammy all that lot
  20. Bring back booze cruises
  21. Rebuild pebble mill bbc studio
  22. 20 benson and hedges a day made compulsory
  23. Jail Johnson and Dick
  24. Rerun crossroads miss diane as news presenter
  25. extended work hours but no more pay
  26. Bring back R-Whites lemonade
  27. SOVRINTY SOVRINTY SOVRINTY
  28. Ban the metre and 564 ml in pubs an clubs
  29. Make all single alcohol measures doubles forthesame prize
  30. Coal mines re-opened and age of employment reduced to five years
  31. Im all in favour of drinking my pints by the gallon then paying for them in pre 1971 prices of £.S.D.
  32. Misogyny to be properly rebranded as a crime aginst MEN as Dominic Raab defined it
  33. Sterilise lesbos and gays the only bent thing in brexitbritain should be bananas see also banana
  34. Keep killing the illegals on the boats harpoon them if necessary
  35. freeports we always ad em of course but now we can say it was that eu lot that stopped us avin em
  36. End vacinnation and 5G masks
  37. Jail Johnson on sheppey
  38. Shit in our rivers
  39. Louder vacuum cleaners
  40. Incandessent light bulbs and incandessent voters
  41. Valerie Anne Brown writes in to say stop the channel crossings Jacob! Take us out of the ECHR or whatever it’s called !!
  42. Jacob to avoid that nasty tax by the EU
  43. Dogs off the leash in parks ban cats
  44. More K-TEL albums.  Ban byonce adele sheeran and all those woke claptrap poncy screechers an crooners bing crosby and perry homo
  45. Reform The Slade cockney rejects and Sham 69 hurry up harry
  46. short bak & sides 4 evry1
  47. Bare bating as olympik sport
  48. Bring bak dog license
  49. Woolworths to return and k-tel records on the shelfs
  50. The catholic church is the only true faith lets burn any heretics to be decided by the local planning committee this will make things very simple in Englund
  51. Jail Johnson bang im up for life
  52. Evryone to wear size 7 shoes
  53. Make trainers £7 a pair
  54. Make all the food free for Brexit votersas you promised not calamari tho i dont like it
  55. Recalibrate dart boards to use imperial measures
  56. Buy British cars
  57. World war III putin bankrolled Brexit to destabilise the west now he can walk into eastern europe to take back control
  58. Get rid of mobile phone regs higher prices for all
  59. Get rid of citizens rites
  60. Get rid of eu driving lisences are lisence is the best one for driving in europe
  61. Shut that french tunnel and the frogs
  62. Jail Johnson
  63. Ban seat belts they are inconvenient whilstwatching videos in the car
  64. longer lorries on are roads
  65. Bring back the burch 
  66. Love thy neghbour on prime time TV with Nigel farridge
  67. Ssgregate the blacks and chinkeys
  68. Get rid of Scotland nothin but trubble 
  69. feet and inches guineas
  70. Stop wimmins sports xept mud resling in bikinis
  71. Watrebording for traffic offenders
  72. Keg bitter back on menus babysham for the missus
  73. Welsh lamb replaced by imports
  74. Hormone filled beef to make us beefier
  75. Get rid of eu flight compesantion directive
  76. Scampi in the basket back in berni inns
  77. Bring back hanging for asbos
  78. Jail Johnson for shagging that bird
  79. Give are Queen life peeridge hang that nonce andrew
  80. A banon garlic sauce in restorants 
  81. Get rid of that Saddam Kahn and the mossies
  82. Evryone toget degrees when they leave sckool ban universitys and books
  83. Free food gas and electrisity
  84. Ban tampons from EU they dont stoptheflow
  85. Jail Johnson cos hes a nonce
  86. Gypsy camps moved to Guantanamore bay
  87. Scrap NHS itonly encourages sick people
  88. Ban abortons to cuntrol populashun
  89. Woolworths back in towncenters
  90. More british kidneys in fraybentos pies rename fraybentos as fraybilston build the factory inthe black cuntry
  91. Ban euros in shops
  92. Musicians to write more patriotic songs scrap radiohead pink floyd tracy chatman and all that lot
  93. Prawn cocktail back
  94. Jail Johnson he lies
  95. Stop porn being shown in muslim churches
  96. Bingo halls inevry town bingo
  97. Railway time brought bak
  98. Ban sesame seeds on burger buns astheyget in my teeth
  99. Introduce a rule to stopimports of bentbananas see bananas
  100. Ban forin dentists one had a go at my mum aboutnot cleening teeth
  101. Chips to be fried in lard
  102. Potato famine for irish they eat two much anyway
  103. Jail Johnson for letting Priti Patel in
  104. British bangers for British gammon no richmond irish sausages
  105. Nigel farridge for chanceseller
  106. Strippers in all restaurants ITS NOT SEXIST Jake !!!
  107. Sort out endangered species whatever
  108. GB News to be national channel
  109. english channel, to be guarded by alsations
  110. Salute are Queen evry morning
  111. Sun university to start the peoples degrees
  112. Jail Johnson do it Jake he hates you and is not as posh, as you are
  113. Run are own Eurovision song contest we don’t need romaniuns
  114. Bring back traditional British diseases consumption lasser fever typhoid polio
  115. Speak in propper English like an eastender
  116. Ban the word NO better be brexit optimists
  117. Boris to replace prince charles
  118. Traffic police to carry guns
  119. The right to restart the troubles in northern ireland
  120. Bring back hangin for sum lefty loosers
  121. No more french sticks just hovis
  122. Benefit scroungers to work on farms
  123. get rid of cycle lanes they clog up towns make, it danger for drivers
  124. OAPs to work inprisons they are takers not givers Jake
  125. Priti patel torun a restaurant shes no good at the illegals
  126. Pitta bread and Chibatter banned innit
  127. Unlimited fishing
  128. Somerset brie cornish gouda deptford champagne
  129. You are English if ur ancestry goes back to 1066 anyone who cant prove residence from that date must leave
  130. GMT brought back all over the world
  131. Guardian to be closed down and all journos locked up
  132. Ban the dutch cap french letter and spanish fly
  133. Freedom to use leaded petrol
  134. ban olives they make me shit green
  135. King arthur to come back with the round table best king we ever had
  136. Cuntry Manor to be the national wine at £1.29 a quart
  137. Let me knockdown my wall inthe consrevation area topark my car
  138. Let my husbandget loadsa gov contracts without having tofill in stipid forms
  139. Wars with india china russia africa borneo take bak are cuntries
  140. Jail Johnson and Dorries shes aving im ain’t she?
  141. Pole dancing on ice sat at 7 o clock on the BBC
  142. Stop the 24 hour clock cos its confusing
  143. england flags on all dwellings
  144. Bakelite plugs and round pins
  145. Tank tops compulsory
  146. Bring page 3 back
  147. Women to only be allowed to order cocktales when the. football is on in the pub takes too long
  148. Vegans locked up
  149. Mines in the channel, stop them dingies gettin to England
  150. Fracking
  151. Halal meat and veg banned
  152. Freedom to grow are own pineapples for english gammon
  153. Restart Laker Airways so me and the missus can use my uncles appartmint in Benidorm
  154. Green Shield stamps whenever I has to use a bus go shopping or sups a half downa local
  155. snickers to be renamed marathon
  156. Freedom to leave fish to rot on, the dock of the bay
  157. Dyson motors to be as big as we like
  158. BSA norton bikes back no yamaha
  159. Bring back coal mining
  160. 179 000 unnecessary COVID deaths to mask Brexit by BOJO
  161. Scampi fries to be made of real scampi
  162. Mark francois to be made a lord for services to women
  163. Contraception banned for Brits we need more of us to take on the wokeists
  164. Bring back wrestling on a Saturday afternoon Boris johnson v big daddy
  165. The biggest oneof all sovrinty priceless
  166. The blue passport shood onlybe valid for England
  167. New austin allegro model and ford anglia
  168. Freedom to construct buildings of whatever materials we want to use
  169. No right of entry to England for France Holland Germany Italy that will keep them out
  170. Public floggings to be reinstated on sunday afternoons
  171. Call it the tory brexit berlin wall across the channel are boys are cuntry
  172. I can work in kent essex but not normandy dont care whatever
  173. Ramsgate to build new martello towers
  174. capitol punishment brought back for women who lead men into crime
  175. Cheryl Lewin writes in from British Life on Facebook saying “Yes he’s better than the nobs that r in votes would b better if they got ride of all labour the r scum bags trying t destroy our country”
  176. Prince Andrew to come bak
  177. Are queen to recover from Euro Covid
  178. Bonsai plants to be banned too small oaks better
  179. Ian duncan smith can pick his nose in public he used to have to do it in the toilets before brexit

You are the man you can get it done Jake !! take us bak ome tell that Euro lot they can go fuckthemselves

You have six kids as well a man aftermy own hart keep spreading the British seed

Kep the Moggmentum up !!

Pete

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Patricia Halls offered this late entry … whereas Eileen Kent is despondent about the list …

Brexit Freedoms
Brexit Freedoms
Changing minds on Europe and Brexit

Changing minds on Europe and Brexit

Finally it’s out !! The new book on Changing minds on Europe and Brexit is here. Click to buy on Amazon or contact me by e-mail via peter@academy-of-rock.co.uk for your personal copy. If you are a sponsor of Re-Boot Britain, you can get a heavily discounted copy to just cover costs.

To find out what it’s all about, join me on Thursday 7 April at 7.00 pm GMT via ZOOM. Here’s the book blurb to give you an insight as to why you will want to buy a copy.

Brexit has broken Britain, economically, socially, culturally, politically and environmentally. Quite simply, Brexit has not delivered what was promised on the tin in 2016, for anyone in our DisUnited Kingdom. This book explains how we may join anew for a better Britain in a better Europe for a better world.

  • Strategies and scenarios to join anew 2021 – 2031.
  • Brexit freedoms, unicorns, ghosts and fantasy stories laid to rest.
  • The influence of Russia and Vladimir Putin on Brexit and the Johnson Junta.
  • The psychology of ‘Brexorcism’ and the anatomy of the Brexit psyche.
  • Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) applied to the task of softening hardened minds on Brexit.
  • How to hold difficult conversations with Leavers in regret and Remainers in remission.
  • How does Brexorcism differ in real life from online conversations and what can you do about it?
  • Strategies to put forward a positive vision of a united Europe and heal rifts from the ‘dialogue of the deaf’ over 6 years.
  • Stories to motivate you and show how these strategies work in practice. Alongside this we explore a number of ‘glorious failures’ as they offer even better insights to success.
  • A resource section on how to break ‘parliamentary paralysis’, how to make progress in advocacy to MPs and how to engage mainstream media (MSM).
  • How to multiply your impact and pro-Europe / anti-Brexit influence in real life conversations, lobbying and in mainstream and / or social media.

A ‘Brexorcism’ requires time, patience, unconditional positive regard and skill. This book provides these elements, drawing on a range of approaches to change management from psychology, sociology and therapeutic approaches.

Here are a few samples to whet your appetite:

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They think it’s all over

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Every breath he takes

I’m gonna leave old Durham Town … to check my eyesight – 06 July

The “B*llocks to Brexit” Mini Cooper known as “Johnson” is making an unprecedented historic trip to Durham under strict COVID-safe conditions, so that the driver can get his eyesight checked by taking an excursion to Barnard Castle for his wife’s birthday and stopping at a few beauty spots.  The trip, inspired by Dominic Cummings, has been arranged by EU Flag Mafia in conjunction with Rage Against The Brexit Machine, to highlight the problems of adding Corona crisis to Brexit disaster, creating a “Britastrophe”. 

11% loss in GDP from Corona, when added to 9% predicted loss from Brexit will make an exponential impact on jobs, lives and livelihoods of people in Britain.  Johnson the Mini will make the journey in order to wake people up to the oncoming economic and social tsunami.  We only needed 3.5% GDP loss to create the 2008 crash.  Corona is a natural born crisis and we must endure it.  However, we don’t need to add the man-made Brexit disaster to the mix.

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“Johnson’s driver” Peter Cook is taking a four-year-old baby “Bobo” on this historic journey.  Bobo has promised not to urinate for the entire trip, although the Mini will be making stops in Rugby, Manchester, North Yorkshire and Newcastle, also taking in Southampton, Dorset, Wiltshire and Kent in the coming weeks.  For Baby Bobo, it is a UST (Urination Stamina Test).

“Rules are rules and we must stick to them for everyone’s safety, even if Johnson, Cummings, Farage, Jenrick, Half Cock Handcock and Papa Bojo choose not to”

The last time “Johnson” made an appearance on Britain’s roads, we were stopped by an Essex Traffic Policeman Smith, in a rage on the M25 motorway.  PC Smith asked us to remove the signage on the car on the hard shoulder of the M25, putting the police officer and the passengers at risk of death.  We are hoping to return to Essex to meet PC Smith for a cuppa.  Smith has not been located by Essex Police some 8 months after we provided his full details to the force …

EU Flag Mafia are hoping that “Dick and Dom” aka Boris and Dominic will hear our call that this is the worst time to take Brexit out of the microwave.  If they checked their eyesight, they would now realise that there is a substantial gap in the will of the people, with nearly a ten-point gap of people now wishing to remain a member of the EU.  All that is needed is courage and political will to change the oncoming “Britastrophe”.  

“We must re-boot Britain in the wake of Corona.  It’s time for our leaders to show true courage and take a bold move to build, build, build a Better Britain in a Better Europe for a Better World.  To this end I have formed an unpolitical party to end all political parties.  It’s time we had leaders that we could look up to and trust.  Our movement is designed to help achieve that.  I’m proud to work with EU Flag mafia to help put the great back in Britain.

Peter Cook

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p.s.  We have just received a request to take “Johnson” to Greece to check our eyesight, via Bulgaria.  We are just checking the logistics of the trip, although all seems well, since Stanley Johnson recently made a similar pilgrimage to check on a holiday let.

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Eyesight tests

So we went to Barnard Castle from Durham to get our eyesight checked. Sadly we forgot that the four year old child in our care was locked in the car whilst we performed and “Baby Dom” expired, due to our not leaving the windows open. I guess Cummings and Boris Johnson would see that as part of herd immunity …

We also had a piece in the Yorkshire Post – the most trusted newspaper in Britian see Henry Moore Art Institute

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The mysterious case of the rise in postal votes

Nothing is surprising in Brexit Britain. Last week Dominic Cummings threw the futures of nearly 500 000 children under one of Boris Johnson’s cardboard busses, by applying a coarse algorithm to a series of A Level results.

As if the matter never happened and with no apology, the Government have just done a U Turn on the matter, after Scotland and Northern Ireland showed leadership in the matter. In the 4th industrial age, the manipulation of data is a big issue, assisted by AI and other automation.

The data pyramid

This brings back other questions of data manipulation such as the mysterious case of the rise of 19% in postal votes at the 2019 General Election, which swung the Tories to power on a promise of a Microwaved Brexit. I hate to use the word unprecedented but it is merited here. Entropy rules most electoral systems and a rise of 19% is unprecedented and should rightly be investigated as an outlier. Why then has it not been?

The answer seems to lie (sic) with who is behind the postal vote system and more Tory cronyism via the company IDOX.

There is so much “news” that it’s hard to keep track of all the sub-plots in this Brexity Government’s chaotic about turns. All designed to subjugate the populating through gaslighting.

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Censorship

I was astonished to receive a letter from The European Movement banning me from attending a lecture by Gavin Esler on my birthday today. The reason given was that I am taking The European Movement to court. It is not however the real reason.

Banned

The real reason is that Chris Hammond does not wish to meet me, in case I embarrass him about the fact that he indulged in a concerted smear campaign with others last year to pervert the course of The European Movement elections. The below letter from Sevenoaks and Swanley & Tonbridge in Europe (SSTIE) includes a paragraph that refers to me as the only other candidate. They used their own “Nationbuilder” bulk e-mail system to contact thousands of EM members. This could count as a case of defamation. It could also count as a misuse of the system or at least a perversion, in terms of data protection law. See below for just one of the letters that was written about me. There are others of an even more personal nature, but I am not permitted to share them due to the imposition of a gagging order by The European Movement.

At the time I asked the other candidate Yvonne Wancke, to ask these people to cease and desist, as we had a good relationship at the start of the election and we had agreed to conduct the campaign fairly. Yvonne refused and I can only draw the conclusion that she approved of the campaign tacitly or otherwise.

Dear Peter


On Saturday 4 September European Movement Branches
will elect a new Chair of the Branches Forum



This key role is going to be hugely important as the European Movement determines the way forward and the future relationship between HQ and the branches.
 
It is essential that this works well in both directions. The Movement needs the branches so that it can grow and thrive. The enthusiasm and energy that exists in those groups must be fostered and supported by HQ, and the groups need to see the advantages of supporting the Movement as a whole.
 
A relationship based on working closely together for the benefit of all is essential, and there is a great deal of work needed to ensure that good relationships are established and maintained.
 
This will require a Branches Forum Chair who can and will build teams that will work collaboratively over a wide range of issues. The Chair will need to establish consensus amongst the branches and with HQ so that each group and the Movement will work harmoniously towards our common goals.
 
This is certainly not a role for someone who seeks to be the centre of attention, or who thrives on publicity. It needs someone who knows about building consensus and agreement, and who can use those skills to the benefit of the European Movement as a whole.
 


That is why we urge you to vote for YVONNE WANCKE to be the next Chair of the Branches Forum.
 

Patrick Reynolds                                                       Chris Hammond
Sevenoaks Swanley & Tonbridge in Europe           East Kent European Movement


Robina Jacobson                                                       Colin Gordon
North East for Europe                                                Oxford for Europe

John Gaskell
South West Surrey

As regards the accusation made in the letter, it is true that I am taking The European Movement to the small claims court for non-payment of expenses. This is a ‘one of a kind’ claim as their youth arm were recently fined £1800 by HMRC for non-submission of accounts and non-payment of VAT. I feel fully justified in taking them to court for this and expect the judge to make the judgement, not some committee in East Kent who simply want to avoid embarrassment for their own bad behaviour. The ultimate humiliation came from the fact that I only got to find out about the smear campaign when Patrick Reynolds, secretary of the Sevenoaks branch, did not know how to use the e-mail system and sent the smearing e-mail directly to me !! 🙂 Despite what people probably think of Vladimir Putin, at least he knows how to conduct skulduggery properly !!

Goodness knows how we’ll ever manage to rejoin the EU with people like this leading the charge. One of my weaknesses is that I find petty bureaucracy troublesome.

European Movement
European Movement

I was looking forward to a chat about prog rock with Gavin as he is a big fan, but it won’t kill me if I don’t. I will instead enjoy my birthday on a cycle ride to Canterbury.

I had been thinking about writing what has come to be known as “Reading Gate” down to experience. I must say that the pathetic actions of the local European Movement branch and that of their agents hiding in the shadows have rather stiffened my resolve to ensure that justice is done.

In other news I find that this is not an isolated incident. Byline Times have just censored an article written about Tony Blair that takes a mildly critical view of his leadership decisions on democracy. The style of democracy being put forward by The European Movement and Bylines appears to be more related to Putin’s democracy. I would tell them, but Lord Andrew Adonis and his sidekick Richard Wilson have blocked me on Twitter for giving them valuable feedback.

Coming soon, the banned article on Tony Blair, a Ukraine update and the new book on rejoining the EU.

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NI and Social Care

Paying for Social Care

There is a widespread view that we must pay more in National Insurance to cover shortfalls in social care and healthcare. All of this has been hung on the hook of COVID, as if it anaesthetises the arguments or any debate. I would like to question the notion that we must raise NI to raise £13 billion as there are many more routes to raise the required capital. In fact it would be easy for this Government to raise the capital without using the crude instrument of NI, which selectively targets those least able to pay the tax, whilst protecting old age pensioners, many of whom vote Tory. But fear not OAPs. Rishi is not paying for social care. Rather, he will be coming for your triple lock soon …

Option 1 – The Brexit Bounce

Robert Dyer coined the phrase “The Brexit Bounce”. Remember we were getting £350 million back from the EU EVERY WEEK. Do the math. That’s £18.2 BILLION every year into perpetuity. So, in one fell swoop, we can pay for social care with the Brexit Bounce, except the £350 million has not materialised.

Write to your MP and ask them where the Brexit Bonus for the NHS is. After all, we voted for it.

Option 2 – The COVID Corruption Fund

Dido Harding spent £37 BILLION on Test and Trace, much of which was either non-existent or faulty. Let’s be generous and suppose that only 20% of the project was fictional or faulty. That’s a cool £7.4 BILLION towards the social care uplift. Then there is the PPE fraud …

Write to your MP and ask them to sue the companies that made faulty or non-existent Test and Trace.

Option 3 – The Tory Spaffing Fund

Liz Truss took a lonely trip to Australia in the Government A321 Airbus at a cost of £500 000. Small beer I hear you say. But these trophy flights could help pay for the NI hike !! What’s wrong with Ryanair? Or BA if you wanted to be truly patriotic at a cost of around £4000 to Oz.

Rishi Sunak seems to have cancelled £4.3 BILLION of fraudulent COVID loans. That would be a nice contribution to the social care fund? Closing tax loopholes would make enough funds to fund good quality services not just care and allow for less taxation on those that can least afford it. With thanks to Gail Jones.

Then there are the small ticket items but yet every little helps as they say at Tesco. The No 10 wallpaper bill (£840 per roll), Priti Patel’s Eyelashes, Suitcases of wine, the Royal Yachts at a snip of £250 Million. Everything adds up.

What other spaffing options exist? Write to me in the comments and I will add your point with a credit to your input.

Write to your MP and ask them to review the use and need for the Government Airbus.

Option 4 – Brexit to the rescue

Brexit has cost £128 billion so far, or £727 per second. Although it would not be straightforward, stopping Brexit would give us access to all the social car,e by stopping Britain bleeding to death. Here’s a helpful chart to show what you can buy with £128 257 825 862 in case you have never thought of “how to spend it”.

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BREXIT IS COSTING THE EARTH. SAY NO TO USING NI AS A MEANS OF PAYING FOR SOCIAL CARE

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Stand with Ukraine

Stand with Ukraine : Mamma Mia

I’ve put this in the order of urgency and importance as the situation requires. This update contains several items to help everyone stand with Ukraine. Firstly an urgent practical call for supplies of clothing, medical equipment etc. Secondly a meeting on Monday 28 Feb at 8 pm GMT to come up with more practical actions on an individual and collective basis. Thirdly, a revelation about our own Government’s involvement via the unredacted Russia report and finally things you can do to face down the scandal of Priti Patel’s refusal to accept refugees due to her need to play to the racist gallery. Read on and act

1. URGENT and VERY IMPORTANT: Please contribute to these initiatives to supply vital supplies to Ukranians in Kent. Find out where your own schemes are in UK and help support them:

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Canterbury and East Kent – Riverside Vineyard Church Thanet Way Whitstable CT5 3JQ from 9.5 pm

2. URGENT and IMPORTANT: Join us on Monday 28 Feb at 8 pm GMT via ZOOM to consider what each of us can do individually and collectively to support Ukraine.

3. IMPORTANT: Please write to your MP, asking for the removal of MPs who were / are involved in supporting Putin’s regime.

Find the UNREDACTED Russia report at Google Drive. A summary of the salient points can be found in this tweet below:

Here’s a letter you may use or adapt:

Dear [MP’s Name]

As a constituent of [YOUR CONSTITUENCY], I am writing to you to express my deep concerns with regard to the disarray and incompetence displayed by our current government.

Having read the Russia Report it is clear that the lives of millions of UK citizens are at grave risk not just from Covid-19 but from the infiltration of British politics and business by actors for the Russian state. 

I’m sure you will agree with me that this is an extremely serious national issue and need addressing quickly and permanently. The Prime Minister has publicly stated that the ‘first duty of government is to protect British citizens’. He and his government are clearly not up to the job. I ask you to introduce a vote of ‘no confidence’ in this government and reforms to our political system.

The gravity of this situation is clear. Please take immediate action to ensure the views and concerns of the citizens that elected you are reflected in Parliament and in government policy. 

I appreciate your understanding of my concerns as your constituent, and look forward to seeing my concerns represented. 

Thank you in anticipation,

[YOUR NAME, YOUR ADDRESS]

4. IMPORTANT: Please write to Priti Patel at withammp@parliament.uk Ask her to reform the arrangements for asylum seekers. Her policies are quite simply killing children and families. She has lied about accepting Ukrainian refugees in order to play to the galley of knuckle-dragging racists in England, simply due to the need to pray on the altar of Brexit xenophobia. Stand with Ukraine.

Stand with Ukraine
Left Outside Alone by Priti Patel – the immigrant liar in chief

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Brexit Carnage

The Future of Brexit

Brexit has failed. That much is clear. Yet exiting Brexit will be a long and tortuous process. I am asking for your regular support via Patreon, Paypal or GoFundMe to continue our full time work to put Brexit and it’s culture carriers into a shallow grave. Here’s a mini roundup of our current collaborations on the future of Brexit, some online, some in real life.  Let me know if you can help in any way to Re-Boot Britain.

Jail Johnson 

In collaboration with Prof Joshua Silver, we have a project to, at the very least, prosecute Johnson for lying to Parliament and thus breaking the Ministerial code.  The alluring sexed up title of Jail Johnson refers to the real goal of taking Johnson to court for killing 179 000 people unnecessarily for pursuing his herd immunity strategy.  We need thousands of signatures to support this action initially.  Please find out more at Jail Johnson and send this paragraph to friends with a link to the petition Uphold The Rule of Law.

By the way, the objective of Jailing Johnson is itself not the only goal we have.  Amidst some of the items in the ‘backroom’ that are perhaps less interesting to the public is Putin’s donation of £8 million to Aaron Banks which, if exposed, could lead to the destruction of the Conservative Party and to some reconsideration of our relationship with the EU.  There is also the case of the £1 billion bribe with the DUP, which again has serious ramifications. 

Jail Johnson
Jail Johnson

Europe Day – May 7th

In collaboration with EU Flag Mafia, we are planning a concert at a church near to Parliament for Europe Day.  We need headline artists, social media marketing team and, of course, an audience of 400 people.  ‘Rage Against The Brexit Machine’ will be supporting the event with a 20 minute set of the best of our output from 6 years of pro-European activism and I’m planning to put together a sh..t hot live band for the occasion.  Get in touch if you can help and let me know if you would like to reserve tickets for this special event.  To support our costs in doing this please go to PayPal.

Moggmentum

We had an extraordinary response to our article on Brexit Freedoms, following Jacob Rees-Mogg’s request for Sun readers to do his job for him.  The article has reached outside the bubble and I’ve been trying to set up a Leader’s debate with some angry leave voters who seem unable to think of any freedoms they now have but who are convinced they exist !! 😊

See Moggmentum and British Life on Facebook for some comedy gold on the future of Brexit.

Lying on the job – Click to read 170 Brexit Opportunities

EU Britizens in exile

In collaboration with Alice Boulliez et al. we have drafted a press release for use with UK media to highlight an upcoming legal case.  See Orphaned by Brexit if you can help Alice in reaching mainstream media in the UK.

Brexit Doesn’t Pay – Removing the Brexit culture carriers 

In collaboration with the wonderful Adrian Ekins-Daukes, we plan to build a database of MPs who are (a) vulnerable and (b) who are ‘Brexophiles’.  Once we have that, there is a much longer job of finding leaders in their constituencies to help remove their majority at the earliest opportunity, working systematically as of now to leaven their chances of winning a GE.  The message must clearly be that ‘Brexit Doesn’t Pay’.  We need a data and an excel people to build the database and people who can reach the leaders in the areas to build teams to deliver our strategy.  It is a considerable amount of work.  We may also eventually link up to Andy Watkin’s fine work to help people target their efforts within specific wards for maximum impact.  If you can support the ‘Brexit Doesn’t Pay’ project financially, please go to GoFundMe.

Please note – This project is quite different to Lord Andrew Adonis’ barmy attempt by the European Movement to target 44 Tory MPs and, in doing so, to kill our support with the quieter rump of Conservative MPs who wish to rejoin the EU.  This was quite wrong-headed and, working together with the MODEM group, we managed to push back Adonis’ daft idea, although this was after much of the damage had been done, after The Conservative European Forum left The European Movement because of him.

Next meeting – Monday March 7th

I have not been overwhelmed with offers of support from people wishing us to build a bigger Re-Boot Britain organisation !! ☹  I’ve had four offers of Gold sponsorship for which I am extremely grateful. I have presently declined them as (a) it does not get us to the target and, more importantly (b) it is simply wrong to rely on a few people with deep pockets.  We really need 4 – 800 x much smaller amounts.  Here is the link to the video presentation.  Do let me know how you are doing at engaging others.  I’ve had much more beneficial offers to return to corporate life and I’m beginning to think that this may be my best option to thrive rather than merely surviving by doing this full-time.  We will review progress on March 7th at 8 pm on ZOOM.  I am left wondering if we really don’t believe that Brexit can be reversed or whether continuing effort is actually worth it tbh and am not someone who believes it’s worth it if we cannot get the needed collaborations. The future of Brexit is bleak if we make it so but I recognise that people are at a low ebb.

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