Jacob Rees-Moog has given up on his new job on day one. Instead of coming up with Brexit Freedoms, he chose to ask Sun readers what they might be. This is both a complete abdication of duty and a clever trick so that he can blame the people for the fact that there are no Brexit freedoms further down the road. Not wishing to be outdone, we decided to write to Jacob to offer some assistance. Please write your own Moggmentum letter to Jake at jacob.reesmogg.mp@parliament.uk or Jacob Rees-Mogg, House of Commons, London SW1A 0AA. Here is our list of suggestions to help you on your way with thanks to Helga Perry, Martin Fletcher, Jo Carr, Greg Newman, Phil Turbefield, Ken Hughes, Stanley Aylott and Julian Spencer Cakebread for the assistance with Moggmentum. Whilst you are here, please sign our project to prosecute Boris Johnson. Please suggest additions as there must be thousands. All credit given. You may also like to hunt through this article by EU Law Analysis.

Dear Jake you ask me for laws we can get bak now Brexit is done cos that eu cant stop us well I think there are loads

1. Return football to 4 4 2 format we won the cup
2. Sack P&O staff with immunity
3. Get rid of sweepers
4. Reinstate Bobbi charlton as England captin
5. Freedom to use asbestos in school an hospitals
6. Alf ramsey back in goalfor England
7. War with Russia
8. Ban transfers from forin clubs
9. Install bollards in town tostop those yobs on lectric bikes
10. Jail Johnson no need fer that EU cort of justise
11. The sublimation of women
12. Ban tennis and other poncy games done by thewokeist lefty loosers
13. Bring back syphilis to stop wimmin shaggin around so much in my area
14. Ban forin beer in my local watneys redbarell in all pubs
15. Ban all thoise drinks for the toffs campari perno pimms keep it reel
16. End votes for women youknow that they canntthink look at that Truss
17. Reinstate tortose shell earings forthe missus she likes em
18. Bring back smoking
19. Ban lefty loosers from going on questun time billy bragg blair lammy all that lot
20. Bring back booze cruises
21. Rebuild pebble mill bbc studio
22. 20 benson and hedges a day made compulsory
23. Jail Johnson and Dick
24. Rerun crossroads miss diane as news presenter
25. extended work hours but no more pay
26. Bring back R-Whites lemonade
27. SOVRINTY SOVRINTY SOVRINTY
28. Ban the metre and 564 ml in pubs an clubs
29. Make all single alcohol measures doubles forthesame prize
30. Coal mines re-opened and age of employment reduced to five years
31. Im all in favour of drinking my pints by the gallon then paying for them in pre 1971 prices of £.S.D.
32. Misogyny to be properly rebranded as a crime aginst MEN as Dominic Raab defined it
33. Sterilise lesbos and gays the only bent thing in brexitbritain should be bananas see also banana
34. Keep killing the illegals on the boats harpoon them if necessary
35. freeports we always ad em of course but now we can say it was that eu lot that stopped us avin em
36. End vacinnation and 5G masks
37. Jail Johnson on sheppey
38. Shit in our rivers
39. Louder vacuum cleaners
40. Incandessent light bulbs and incandessent voters
41. Valerie Anne Brown writes in to say stop the channel crossings Jacob! Take us out of the ECHR or whatever it’s called !!
42. Jacob to avoid that nasty tax by the EU
43. Dogs off the leash in parks ban cats
44. More K-TEL albums.  Ban byonce adele sheeran and all those woke claptrap poncy screechers an crooners bing crosby and perry homo
45. Reform The Slade cockney rejects and Sham 69 hurry up harry
46. short bak & sides 4 evry1
47. Bare bating as olympik sport
48. Bring bak dog license
49. Woolworths to return and k-tel records on the shelfs
50. The catholic church is the only true faith lets burn any heretics to be decided by the local planning committee this will make things very simple in Englund
51. Jail Johnson bang im up for life
52. Evryone to wear size 7 shoes
53. Make trainers £7 a pair
54. Make all the food free for Brexit votersas you promised not calamari tho i dont like it
55. Recalibrate dart boards to use imperial measures
56. Buy British cars
57. World war III putin bankrolled Brexit to destabilise the west now he can walk into eastern europe to take back control
58. Get rid of mobile phone regs higher prices for all
59. Get rid of citizens rites
60. Get rid of eu driving lisences are lisence is the best one for driving in europe
61. Shut that french tunnel and the frogs
62. Jail Johnson
63. Ban seat belts they are inconvenient whilstwatching videos in the car
64. longer lorries on are roads
65. Bring back the burch 
66. Love thy neghbour on prime time TV with Nigel farridge
67. Ssgregate the blacks and chinkeys
68. Get rid of Scotland nothin but trubble 
69. feet and inches guineas
70. Stop wimmins sports xept mud resling in bikinis
71. Watrebording for traffic offenders
72. Keg bitter back on menus babysham for the missus
73. Welsh lamb replaced by imports
74. Hormone filled beef to make us beefier
75. Get rid of eu flight compesantion directive
76. Scampi in the basket back in berni inns
77. Bring back hanging for asbos
78. Jail Johnson for shagging that bird
79. Give are Queen life peeridge hang that nonce andrew
80. A banon garlic sauce in restorants 
81. Get rid of that Saddam Kahn and the mossies
82. Evryone toget degrees when they leave sckool ban universitys and books
83. Free food gas and electrisity
84. Ban tampons from EU they dont stoptheflow
85. Jail Johnson cos hes a nonce
86. Gypsy camps moved to Guantanamore bay
87. Scrap NHS itonly encourages sick people
88. Ban abortons to cuntrol populashun
89. Woolworths back in towncenters
90. More british kidneys in fraybentos pies rename fraybentos as fraybilston build the factory inthe black cuntry
91. Ban euros in shops
92. Musicians to write more patriotic songs scrap radiohead pink floyd tracy chatman and all that lot
93. Prawn cocktail back
94. Jail Johnson he lies
95. Stop porn being shown in muslim churches
96. Bingo halls inevry town bingo
97. Railway time brought bak
98. Ban sesame seeds on burger buns astheyget in my teeth
99. Introduce a rule to stopimports of bentbananas see bananas
100. Ban forin dentists one had a go at my mum aboutnot cleening teeth
101. Chips to be fried in lard
102. Potato famine for irish they eat two much anyway
103. Jail Johnson for letting Priti Patel in
104. British bangers for British gammon no richmond irish sausages
105. Nigel farridge for chanceseller
106. Strippers in all restaurants ITS NOT SEXIST Jake !!!
107. Sort out endangered species whatever
108. GB News to be national channel
109. english channel, to be guarded by alsations
110. Salute are Queen evry morning
111. Sun university to start the peoples degrees
112. Jail Johnson do it Jake he hates you and is not as posh, as you are
113. Run are own Eurovision song contest we don’t need romaniuns
114. Bring back traditional British diseases consumption lasser fever typhoid polio
115. Speak in propper English like an eastender
116. Ban the word NO better be brexit optimists
117. Boris to replace prince charles
118. Traffic police to carry guns
119. The right to restart the troubles in northern ireland
120. Bring back hangin for sum lefty loosers
121. No more french sticks just hovis
122. Benefit scroungers to work on farms
123. get rid of cycle lanes they clog up towns make, it danger for drivers
124. OAPs to work inprisons they are takers not givers Jake
125. Priti patel torun a restaurant shes no good at the illegals
126. Pitta bread and Chibatter banned innit
127. Unlimited fishing
128. Somerset brie cornish gouda deptford champagne
129. You are English if ur ancestry goes back to 1066 anyone who cant prove residence from that date must leave
130. GMT brought back all over the world
131. Guardian to be closed down and all journos locked up
132. Ban the dutch cap french letter and spanish fly
133. Freedom to use leaded petrol
134. ban olives they make me shit green
135. King arthur to come back with the round table best king we ever had
136. Cuntry Manor to be the national wine at £1.29 a quart
137. Let me knockdown my wall inthe consrevation area topark my car
138. Let my husbandget loadsa gov contracts without having tofill in stipid forms
139. Wars with india china russia africa borneo take bak are cuntries
140. Jail Johnson and Dorries shes aving im ain’t she?
141. Pole dancing on ice sat at 7 o clock on the BBC
142. Stop the 24 hour clock cos its confusing
143. england flags on all dwellings
144. Bakelite plugs and round pins
145. Tank tops compulsory
146. Bring page 3 back
147. Women to only be allowed to order cocktales when the. football is on in the pub takes too long
148. Vegans locked up
149. Mines in the channel, stop them dingies gettin to England
150. Fracking
151. Halal meat and veg banned
152. Freedom to grow are own pineapples for english gammon
153. Restart Laker Airways so me and the missus can use my uncles appartmint in Benidorm
154. Green Shield stamps whenever I has to use a bus go shopping or sups a half downa local
155. snickers to be renamed marathon
156. Freedom to leave fish to rot on, the dock of the bay
157. Dyson motors to be as big as we like
158. BSA norton bikes back no yamaha
159. Bring back coal mining
160. 179 000 unnecessary COVID deaths to mask Brexit by BOJO
161. Scampi fries to be made of real scampi
162. Mark francois to be made a lord for services to women
163. Contraception banned for Brits we need more of us to take on the wokeists
164. Bring back wrestling on a Saturday afternoon Boris johnson v big daddy
165. The biggest oneof all sovrinty priceless
166. The blue passport shood onlybe valid for England
167. New austin allegro model and ford anglia
168. Freedom to construct buildings of whatever materials we want to use
169. No right of entry to England for France Holland Germany Italy that will keep them out
170. Public floggings to be reinstated on sunday afternoons
171. Call it the tory brexit berlin wall across the channel are boys are cuntry
172. I can work in kent essex but not normandy dont care whatever
173. Ramsgate to build new martello towers
174. capitol punishment brought back for women who lead men into crime
175. Cheryl Lewin writes in from British Life on Facebook saying “Yes he’s better than the nobs that r in votes would b better if they got ride of all labour the r scum bags trying t destroy our country”
176. Prince Andrew to come bak
177. Are queen to recover from Euro Covid
178. Bonsai plants to be banned too small oaks better
179. Ian duncan smith can pick his nose in public he used to have to do it in the toilets before brexit

You are the man you can get it done Jake !! take us bak ome tell that Euro lot they can go fuckthemselves

You have six kids as well a man aftermy own hart keep spreading the British seed

Kep the Moggmentum up !!

Pete

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